Have A Very Merry Christmas!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by brandywine (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 16-Dec-2004 21:50:48

1. Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

2. Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?

3. What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?

4. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?

5. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??

6. What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney?

7. What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

8. What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play?

9. Why does Santa like to work in his garden?

10. What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?

11. Who delivers presents to dentist offices?

12. Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?

I will give the answers later!

Post 2 by Jess227 on Thursday, 06-Jan-2005 22:39:03

ya gonna give the answers or keep us hanging?

Post 3 by Jess227 on Thursday, 06-Jan-2005 22:39:35

besides, the holidays are over with.

Post 4 by Kwork (Premium Zoner) on Thursday, 13-Jan-2005 10:08:04

Dang. No answers yet? Hmmm. I vote for the keep us hanging. Lol.

Post 5 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2005 1:56:54

I want answers too even though Christmas is over hehehe!